The Bachelorette Desiree Hartsock Episode 3

I was at a loss for how to blog the show this week. Anyone else want to see more of the relationships that are developing and less of the manufactured drama?

So this week's blog will be the ABC's of The Bachelorette, along with a little DEFGH & I  for good measure. Huge thanks to Bach and Bachette Fans Forum for the screencaps. Join us there for great discussion, sleuthing and spoilers about ABC's The Bachelorette with Desiree Hartsock!

A is for Arrogant...

Ben thinking he is all that and a bag of chips. Sorry Ben, 

Des kissed not 7, but 8 other guys this week! But no worries, it will be our little secret. 

Ahhhhh! Get me some mouthwash...STAT!

ETA: Adding one more kiss to the group.

Look what we missed out on! How sweet is this?

(Thanks to charriotoffire of  Bachelor and Bachelorette Fans Forum for the .gif)

Reincarnation of the Green Mankini

Photos courtesy of Ed's Green Shorts Facebook Page

B is for Beastie Boys...

Here they come just a walkin down the street...

            Grown men poured into tiny little shorts.

Michael calls marbles for the red team. 

Photo courtesy of kellidaisy.com

Team Blue...arms crossed, chest puffed, gut sucked in. Good to go.

Introducing...

                     Goofy, Beefy and Grumpy...

  ...Funny and Phoney  

Keep your eyes on the prize.
Photo courtesy of Glendale Press.

Hot cross buns.

The bigger the man...

the harder they fall.

After the agony of defeat...

comes the wonder of drugs...

 both synthetic and natural.

A ride in the park...

Warning...excess weight may cause vein in neck to explode.

To Brooks' broken finger.

Finally a peek at hidden Chris.

Our journey begins tonight. 

Serenaded...by the light of the streetlamps 
and the beautiful music of Kate Earl.

Note to self...I'm NOT going to pull a Brandon.

C is for Crazy and Country...

From

 to 

I'm so excited I could pee my pants. I mean, I like
this better than Pirates of Penzance.

All the right moves.

The winds of change are blowing in. 

Ohhh...its a monsoon outside. Let's change into our swim wear, 
jump into the pool and catch hypothermia. 
(Thanks for letting me use your Tweet, dee!)

Can you stop chattering your teeth and kiss me?

Will you accept this disaster date rose?

Country Roads Take Me to Cowboy Boot Camp

Testosterone. Check. 

Studs doing stunts.

More Juan Pa. Yes, please.

Hanging out with The Lone Ranger.

How about we swap a hull or two?

Pulling out the old farm moves.

  D is for (fake) Drama...




Take 11 - Scenes 3, 4, 5, 6 & 7 

Scripted for your viewing pleasure...

How many hours does it take to get to the hospital? 

If Chris found the secluded rooftop spot, how come 
the camera crew was waiting for them to walk through the door?

Do we really have to do the girlfriend scene Chris?
I was hoping for something more original.

Move over Jerry Springer. 
Chris Harrison is in the house!

James and Mike just happen to be standing with the
gate partially open the exact moment Des and Ben arrive.

Brandon's new book...How to Fall in Love in 3 Episodes.
The epitome of Minnesota nice.

If Dan left first, did he come back to watch Brandon's goodbye?


E is for Expression...

Starring Zak and Chris:

Elated

Reflective

Reserved

Disbelief 

Focused

Animated

Enlightened

       

                                                        

Suave

Contemplative

Enchanted

Cautious

Defeated

Quizzical

Charming

Awestruck

F is for Friendship... (Bromance doesn't start with F)   

Featuring Michael and Brooks

A-Team...Murdock and Hannibal Smith at your service.

We're going into this with eyes wide open.

Your hair weave is lookin good.

G is for Guys and H is for Hot Tub...

Rub a dub dub...thirteen men in a hot tub. Yewwww.

Chris Harrison arrives to rescue the damsel in distress.

Waiting for Des to turn the corner...and CUT!

Let's get out of this kiddie pool with whirling water.

 I is for Improvement

Yay! Bryden has a new hairstyle! 


Sneak Peek for next week... 
Atlantic City!